If you were a cat, how would you explain carpet circles?
|Prankster dogs, ... they're trying to pull the fur over your eyes!||21||7%|
|They are places where mice have been running around in circles, ... perhaps they are blind mice?||16||5%|
|They're spots on the carpet where I don't fertilize enough, ... ewww, I noticed the carpet had been clumping lately!||46||16%|
|They are places where miniature carpet goats have been grazing, ... carpet goats? Really? That's sweeping this mystery under the rug!||27||9%|
|Cats are intelligent enough to know that they are created by tiny, invisible elephants, ... to be correct, the elephants are not invisible, they are just employing some sort of light-bending technology.||110||38%|
|This cat is just viewing the results.||63||22%|