Why do you think Elon Musk is on Trump's business council?
|Merica is broken. Elon smart. Elon, make things go!, ... and you thought when you watched that Star Trek episode, "That would never happen!"||45||7%|
|He's convinced that Trump is just a simulation, ... in this case, it's a vat without a brain.||19||3%|
|He's just trying to keep those Federal tax credits for Teslas and solar panels, ... he's taking the hyperloop to Crony Island?||142||23%|
|He's hoping to influence Trump for the better, regarding climate change and space research, ... that would work, so long as Elon is always the last person to talk to him!||122||20%|
|He just wants to get a better idea of when to launch himself and his family to Mars, ... I wish I could have left about two years ago!||149||25%|
|I'm generating energy viewing the results.||116||19%|