Current JoyPoll results for 734 entries:
What would you suggest to the hapless geek?
| Edit yourself a bit, ... a good theme song will work wonders too. |
85 |
11% |
 |
| Hang out at hapless geekette film festivals, ... I hope they're screening Silicon Magnolias again. |
67 |
9% |
 |
| Become a Mac Genius, that'll get the chicks, ... a million t-shirt wearers will back me up on that one. |
150 |
20% |
 |
| Just make iMovies about yourself, ... consider them independent productions. |
22 |
2% |
 |
| Consider opening up your source code, ... sensitive geeks are more likely to get nominated. |
101 |
13% |
 |
| Use special effects, ... a little CGI can go a long way. |
193 |
26% |
 |
| I'm calling Batman. |
116 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the sound of a red phone ringing.
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