Most appropriate lawsuit?

Unicorns VS unicorns, ... they already have a horn, do they need a horn of plenty?	47	11%
Angels VS angel investors, ... it's the devil investors you have to worry about!	37	9%
Cows VS cash cows, ... the bovines are looking to milk them for a change!	25	6%
Chickens VS chicken feed, ... at the most, they're just going to get peanuts.	10	2%
Sharks VS loan sharks, ... my money is on the apex predators!	65	16%
Wolves VS Wolf of Wall Street, ... real wolves have more empathy for their prey!	87	22%
I'm invested in the results!	122	30%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and narwals.

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