The JoyPoll!

In a coffin is fine with me, ... think of it as downsizing from man cave to man box!	28	5%
In a nice urn, ... a ton of chocolate bunnies ended up in me, so spending eternity inside one of them seems fitting.	9	1%
Spread my ashes somewhere beautiful, ... I know all we are is dust in the wind, but I hope I don't end up in a vacuum bag.	120	22%
In the ground, and plant a tree over me, ... ashes to ash tree?	80	15%
At the very least, keep my brain in a vat, ... that won't help you when the Sun goes nova.	17	3%
Upload me to the cloud!, ... upload me back to the stardust cloud!	134	25%
Encrypt me and keep me on my iPhone, ... your soul is already saved to the ad corporations databases.	40	7%
I'm just having a visitation with the results.	96	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and here today, here as something else tomorrow.

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