The JoyPoll!

Pack it up, you're done!, ... never underestimate the potential of human stupidity.	52	7%
Pivot, focus on matching up divorced people, ... it's pretty much guaranteed they'll say their ex was the problem.	53	7%
Pivot, focus on cheap divorces, ... I feel a great disturbance in the Law, as if a million attorneys squealed out in delight.	23	3%
Hire those hackers!, ... is it better to have loved and be hacked, then never cheated at all?	21	2%
Apologize, write a book, do a speaking tour, sell the movie rights, ... that's what I always figured Nitrozac and I should do.	112	15%
Just keep on doing what you're doing. Everyone will forget soon and more dummies will sign up, ... sign up? Where?!	320	44%
I'm cheating on the results.	138	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and wait a sec, didn't Ashley Madison date Remington Steele?

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