Which Apple Watch neurosis are you suffering from?
|Could-not-give-a-frig syndrome, ... In other word, Apple Watch Dissociative Disorder.||358||60%|
|Obsessive-compulsive really-want-one-bad Mania, ... the pleasure is in the wanting, although I suspect Apple is rather pleased by those who have.||29||4%|
|experiencing Phantom taps, ... don't come knockin', my pocket and wrist are rocking.||1||0%|
|Klepto-phobia, the fear of someone stealing it!, ... if you can afford one, there's probably better things to steal around you.||5||0%|
|Separation anxiety while charging it, ... can't you just get a charger surgically implanted?||10||1%|
|Missing killer app frustration, ... I just want to say two words to you. Just two words. Fart app.||61||10%|
|The same old electo-mechanophilia and objectophilia I usually feel towards my geeky toys, ... Your turn on is kind of a turn off.||109||18%|