The JoyPoll!

Because we're all staring at the Internet, as life passes us by, ... life is what happens to you while you're busy lying about it on Facebook.	142	27%
Because every year, as more meteorites accumulate on Earth, its gravity is getting stronger., ... and here I thought I was just gaining weight!	24	4%
Memorable events happen less in our adulthood, ... yeah I know, I hardly ever get poked anymore.	53	10%
You're doing it wrong!, ... time waits for no man to get it right.	77	14%
Because our puny human brains can't control time yet, ... maybe you should try controlling time with your heart?	134	26%
No time to choose, but just enough to view the results.	83	16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and perfect rounding takes longer than it used to.

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