Do you ever feel schadenfreude, ... joy over someone else's misfortune?
|No! What a terrible thing that is!, ... you are too nice to be on the Internet.||47||10%|
|I do if it's a bad person's misfortune, ... did that just make you a bad person?||138||32%|
|I do if it's a competitor shooting himself in the foot, ... all of our feet have bullet wounds.||44||10%|
|I do if I'm jealous of the other person, ... here's a bowl of potato salad to make you feel better.||18||4%|
|I do if the person is a cartoon, or fictional, but not someone in real life, ... in another universe, we're all fictional characters.||39||9%|
|I mainly feel the opposite... I feel unhappiness when another person has good fortune!, ... I don't envy your freudenschade!||38||8%|
|I'm envious of the results.||102||23%|