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You can lead a geek to water...
|but he probably won't drink it unless it's caffeinated, ... he likes his lakes carbonated too.||30||6%|
|and he'll get obsessed about the ripple patterns, ... I'm obsessed about the ones on potato chips.||12||2%|
|and he'll marvel at the large basin of liquid H20, ... meanwhile, across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regard this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.||6||1%|
|and he'll search the shoreline for evidence of fossils, glaciation, and vulcanism, ... I don't think the Vulcans are coming until 2063.||16||3%|
|all of the above, plus now he'll think of this comic too, ... oops, hope we didn't wreck Nature for you.||158||32%|
|I'm rippling over the results.||65||13%|