Best part about Black Friday?
|That it's not about celebrating Rebecca Black, ... we so not excited?||27||6%|
|The deals!, ... we so excited!||2||0%|
|Watching stupid humans fight and clammer over consumer goods, ... buy your health insurance first!||85||20%|
|Avoiding the whole thing by shopping online, ... we guarantee you won't get into a brawl while buying a propeller beanie.||159||38%|
|Celebrating Rebecca Black instead of spending money, ... but watch out, Cyber Monday comes afterwords.||38||9%|
|I'm just watching the results of the JoyPoll frenzy.||101||24%|