Mourning dove, ... oh well, don't run around like a chicken with its head cut off, and go out and get another bird in the hand.	7	1%
Whooping Crane!, ... I'd say don't count your chickens before they hatch, but you probably have too many to count anyway!	3	0%
A wishing bird, I wish I had enough seeds to invest!, ... every bird gets his worm, but it's not just throw into the nest.	47	11%
I'm like an albatross on the sea, living out my life away from this crazy stock market game, ... well aren't you wise as an owl!	204	51%
I'm more of a drinking bird, I take a sip, then pull back, then take another sip, then just rock back, over and over, ... well, you may not get rich, but you'll always have the Second Law of Thermodynamics.	36	9%
I'm madder than a wet hen viewing the results!	95	24%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and clucking.

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