Do you believe there is a group that conspires to control world affairs
by masterminding events and controlling governments?

Yes, it's the Illuminati, ... that's what the Illuminati want you to believe!	15	6%
Yes, it's called The Press, ... that's not true, Rupert Murdoch tells me so.	12	5%
Yes, it's called The Multinational Corporations, ... this poll brought to you by the happy green gardeners at Monsanto!	64	28%
Yes, it's called the electorate, ... that's why they call it demoCRAZY.	9	4%
Naw, nobody really controls anything in this world, 'cept Mother Nature, ... and Father Random-Events.	35	15%
I can't say, or THEY would kill me, ... *silence*	58	25%
I can't vote, or they would kill me. Just viewing the results puts me in too much danger already!	31	13%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and they want you to think rounding should always add up to 100%.

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