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Current JoyPoll results for 848 entries:

What's the moral of this story?

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, ... you might end up with egg on your face!	53	6%
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me, ... fool me thrice, because I really want a new TV.	61	7%
He who awaits much can expect little, ... unless you're talking about an extra large pizza.	107	12%
People need to believe in something, ... that's what powered the Reality Distortion Field, no?	144	16%
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, ... that means there's only 86398 seconds a day that it's wrong!	308	36%
Wait a sec, is the Apple television the reason the chicken crossed the road?	151	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I really shouldn't watch so much TV anyway.

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