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Current JoyPoll results for 1726 entries:

If you were Scott Forstall, what would you do now?

Enjoy my new job, advising Tim Cook for a year, ... too bad Scott's new office is in Kalamazoo, not Cupertino.392%
Plot my revenge against Apple, ... success is the best revenge, but honestly, if you've ever been fired, it's probably not the first one on your list.754%
I probably have enough money, so I would just chill out, relax, and do whatever I wanted to do for the rest of my life, ... my work ethic would probably take a bribe and do nothing for a while.62736%
Head to the competition, ... just don't depend on Maps to find the way there. *rim shot*1116%
Do a startup, like Steve Jobs did with NeXT, ... maybe Apple is just attempting to fashion a new Steve by duplicated the conditions?40623%
Be very, very nice to everyone and hope that in six months they realize they need me, ... once you're Cook'd, it's doubtful you'll be re-heated.1518%
If I was Scott Forstall, I would just view the results.31718%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I'm not going to apologize.
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