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If you were Scott Forstall, what would you do now?
Enjoy my new job, advising Tim Cook for a year, ... too bad Scott's new office is in Kalamazoo, not Cupertino. | 39 | 2% | |
Plot my revenge against Apple, ... success is the best revenge, but honestly, if you've ever been fired, it's probably not the first one on your list. | 75 | 4% | |
I probably have enough money, so I would just chill out, relax, and do whatever I wanted to do for the rest of my life, ... my work ethic would probably take a bribe and do nothing for a while. | 627 | 36% | |
Head to the competition, ... just don't depend on Maps to find the way there. *rim shot* | 111 | 6% | |
Do a startup, like Steve Jobs did with NeXT, ... maybe Apple is just attempting to fashion a new Steve by duplicated the conditions? | 406 | 23% | |
Be very, very nice to everyone and hope that in six months they realize they need me, ... once you're Cook'd, it's doubtful you'll be re-heated. | 151 | 8% | |
If I was Scott Forstall, I would just view the results. | 317 | 18% |
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