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It would be an abomination of function and design. Besides, Tim Cook said so, ... he's just trying to throw the competition off the scent.	43	6%
Nothing, it's genius!, ... now if they could fit an apartment in there, they'd really have something.	56	8%
It would make me eat even more, ... just program it to humiliate you if you visit it too often.	23	3%
Its two primary functions are opposite each other, ... are you kidding me? Use the excess heat from the fridge to toast the bread!!!!	112	16%
Unless it comes with a wood-fired pizza oven, I'm waiting until the next version, ... yes, but this one toasts retinal images on the bread!	277	41%
I'm just angry that Dalrymple's $10,000 worth of Heineken wasn't in the comic, ... I thought that's the "Wildfire" they are pouring into the underground chamber!	58	8%
I'm still working out the bugs on my kettle-toaster.	104	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the JoyPoll App Store.

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