Current JoyPoll results for 451 entries:
So why do you think they want to adopt a twelve year old, rather than have their own kids?
They need to set their computer up before it's obsolete, ... computers don't become obsolete, people just upgrade faster.
Actually, his wife's pregnant, and they'll be needing a cheap babysitter soon, ... just a hint, ... never skimp on the babysitter.
Thirteen is their unlucky number, ... the Adoption Agency offers a one year warrantee.
They are actually a race of aliens out to get a sample of twelve year old Earth life, ... they heard that 1989 was a good vintage.
They are actually a pair of top-secret androids, that have gone haywire and are now obsessed with adopting children, ... in the hopes that these children can reprogram them to stop adopting children.
I abandoned my vote on a doorstep.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and someone cutting the haywires.
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