The JoyPoll!

Just show people the retinal screen, ... across the room, will anyone notice the difference?	122	14%
Is my "I have an iPad 3!" t-shirt too much?, ... that still won't get you into the country club.	51	5%
Subtle twinkle in my eyes, ... is there going to be an iPad baby boom nine months from now?	128	14%
I wouldn't, it would just make me a target of theft, ... yeah, like what kind of a crazy person would want to steal an iPad 1 or iPad 2?	228	26%
If I had one I would curl up and die. Android or Windows 8 rule!, ... notice I didn't include Playbook?	173	20%
I would just program it to display "Hello world."	158	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and non-retinal rounding.

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