If your tech could kiss and tell, what would it say about you?
|He never cleans me enough, ... be careful, with an attitude like that, he might wipe you clean!||94||14%|
|He dumped me for a younger model as soon as he could!, ... did you go to live with his mother, eBay'd, or were you passed on to a younger sibling?||76||11%|
|My geek says he loves me, but he won't show me what's up in the attic... I think it's filled with exs!, ... Ah, that's why he nick-named you MacBook Jane Eyre.||45||6%|
|This geek keeps me turned on and charged up!, ... if only he felt that way about his own body.||237||35%|
|This geek tends to anthropomorphize objects, ... typical human!||91||13%|
|I'm more apt to tell on my tech.||125||18%|