What's the best thing about being in love with technology?

It only takes about an hour to recharge your relationship, ... so you're saying you're AC/DC?	63	10%
You get a new model every couple years!, ... early adopter love can stink.	169	28%
You don't have to get so Siri-ous if you don't want to, ... it is nice to have someone who listens.	24	4%
If your partner finds out all your secrets, you just wipe the database and start over, ... I thought the point was that your partner finds out all your secrets.	38	6%
Chances are your friends are going to love her too, ... that's not love, it's gadget envy.	38	6%
You really can say she was made for you, ... some people wish you would start dating American.	111	18%
My robot lover thinks this is too creepy to vote!	144	24%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and we're not sure where that little percentage went.

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