Current JoyPoll results for 484 entries:
How do you get around your resolutions?
|Little by little, bit by bit, I return to my old habits, ... just do what the rest of us do, return to them all at once.
|I cross my fingers while making them, ... just so long as you don't cross too many people breaking them.
|I plead temporary insanity, ... did some of your vices get the best of you?
|Make them so unreachable as to be unachievable, ... tell that to Neil Armstrong.
|Do what I do best... blame others, ... I blame your parents for raising you like that.
|I just make a resolution not to take my resolutions so seriously, ... but can you keep that one?
|I'm resolving to vote more this year.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and resolving differences.
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