Because in the Navy, you can sail the seven seas, ... yes, and that should put your mind at ease. |
48 |
5% |
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Because being a pirate usually doesn't end well, ... Captain Morgan seems to have done OK. |
165 |
18% |
|
Because you'll look and feel better in a real uniform from the Navy, ... what about a t-shirt from Old Navy? |
59 |
6% |
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Because most pirates end up joining the Navy anyway, ... yes, but they'll always have those pirate years. |
47 |
5% |
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Because the Navy teaches you about working hard to get something great, ... but sometimes it's really hard to find a good torrent! |
42 |
4% |
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Unconvinced. I still want to be a pirate!, ... watch out for Navy Seals. |
364 |
40% |
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What am I gonna do in a submarine? |
164 |
18% |
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