| Most likely very bad, ... the first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is washing your hands. |
118 |
11% |
 |
| It's probably pretty bad, but not disgusting, ... just think, if we found even one of those bacteria on Mars, it would be the greatest discovery ever! |
154 |
15% |
 |
| Not at all! It's clean as a whistle, ... whistling is germ spreading set to music. |
80 |
7% |
 |
| I've read that a certain amount of germs is good for your immune system, ... so you telling me to eat dirt and don't die? |
365 |
36% |
 |
| I keep mine dirty so no one else uses it, ... that kind of motto will not be good your sex life. |
91 |
9% |
 |
| That's why I bought a white phone, so I can see how dirty it is!, ... are you sure it's not just a big pustule? EWWWW! |
48 |
4% |
 |
| I'm disgusted and heading straight for the results. |
146 |
14% |
 |
