What do you think those assassins dressed up as balloon clowns are doing at the Apple Event?

They are on assignment, tracking down Apple leakers, ... isn't "leakers" what you get after they've done a hit?	82	8%
They are just there to see what tech gadgets people will be dieing for this year, ... so long as we don't die from anticipation first.	29	3%
They are protesting the Automated Heckler Disposal System, as it threatens their liveihood, ... actually, it threatens the Cleaners more, but they are part of the same union.	77	8%
Because they strangle all the time, they are actually quite talented at twisting balloons, ... plus the sound of popping balloons can be used to cover gun shots.	113	11%
If I told you, they'd have to kill me, ... this is why I never joke about balloon clowns.	270	28%
Like the comic says, for reasons too numerous to get into!, ... well, if you think of a few more, post 'em in our forums.	210	22%
I'm missling the keynote due to sleeping in with the fishes.	165	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and pop pop pop.

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