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Current JoyPoll results for 849 entries:

If Apple were actually tracking you, what would be the most exciting thing they would learn?
That I hardly ever lose my TV remote, ... you are either very organized or have really sticky hands. 55 6%
That I'm just your average, regular guy, ... they don't look when you go to the washroom. 104 12%
That when I feel really naughty, I sleep in on the weekends!, ... yes, but where are you sleeping in? 100 11%
That I lead a surprisingly active and exciting life, ... well, I know your iPhone does, but I didn't think you did! 42 4%
I'm not allowed to say, as I have an exclusive tracking deal with Google, ... their motto, Organizing the world's boring tracking information. 223 26%
I'm so good at hiding my secret life, they wouldn't learn anything exciting, ... the only people better at keeping secrets are the folks at Apple. 166 19%
Apple is tracking me, I can feel it! 159 18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and electromagnetic rounding shielding.
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