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Current JoyPoll results for 1060 entries:

What's the best feature of the Bizarro Stupid Phone?
Its goofy grin, ... us normally hate beauty, but luckily grin is close to toothless. 66 6%
The anti-slip metal finish on the front, ... must protect touch screen from slippy fingers. 153 14%
The fact that it takes messages, but forgets them, ... us never have to check messages... priceless. 71 6%
It's battery comes pre-drained, so you don't have to drain it, ... all the better for us not make phones calls with. 105 9%
The handy app "Lose My Stupid Phone", ... if someone find it in bar, it end up on Gizarro web site! 83 7%
I would get one, but it only comes with AT&T which is far too bizarre for me, ... you see, it's a big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World. 410 38%
Wait a second, if this is a Bizarro poll, did I just vote for the worst feature? 172 16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and blue krytonite.
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