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Current JoyPoll results for 1148 entries:
What animals are humans most like?
| Dinosaurs, on the verge of extinction, ... at least they were smart enough not to go extinct in their own waste. |
140 |
12% |
 |
| Lemmings, ... only we are making our grandchildren jump of the cliff. |
334 |
29% |
 |
| Monkeys, just before touching the Monolith, ... you mean I shouldn't expect a Space Baby soon? |
211 |
18% |
 |
| Lions, only we rule over all!, ... that kind of thinking got Gollum into a lot of trouble. |
34 |
2% |
 |
| Cockroaches, only they will outlast us, ... and when they inherit the earth, I think they will treat it better. |
160 |
13% |
 |
| How dare you compare us to animals!, ... yeah, most animals are a lot smarter. |
91 |
7% |
 |
| Oh pshaw! |
178 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and extinction events.
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