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Current JoyPoll results for 741 entries:
What's the best way to keep employees?
| Free soft drinks and coffee, ... have you tried an intravenous caffeine drip? |
74 |
9% |
 |
| Free food, ... I hope you don't work in sewage disposal. |
106 |
14% |
 |
| Cubicle Bed and Breakfasts, ... housecleaning and fluffing pillows should cost them extra. |
57 |
7% |
 |
| Ball and chain, with thick chain, ... and last one to arrive in the morning, don't forget to lock the doors! |
96 |
12% |
 |
| There's no way to keep them all, so don't sweat about it, ... don't sweat the small stuff, let your sweatshop do that. |
153 |
20% |
 |
| Self employed, in a one person business, ... it's good not to be mad at the boss all of the time. |
161 |
21% |
 |
| Forget employment, I just want to retire! |
94 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and somebody poaching all the prime numbers.
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