Current JoyPoll results for 844 entries:
What would scare your computer straight?
Threaten it with un-authorized service, ... authorized service is scary enough sometimes!
Remove the surge protector, ... if you do that, you shouldn't be allowed to own a computer!
Tell it you're going to install Windows, ... let's face it, that would only be hurting the both of you.
Tell it it's going to be replaced by a Mac, ... if your computer cares about you, it would probably be happy for you.
I'd prefer to scare the crap out of those people responsible for shipping all this buggy software, ... you really think it's people shipping that stuff?
Nothing! My computer is gay and I like it that way, ... my computer's bi, it will network with anyone.
I was scared curved.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and straightening.
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