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Current JoyPoll results for 844 entries:
What would scare your computer straight?
| Threaten it with un-authorized service, ... authorized service is scary enough sometimes! |
25 |
2% |
 |
| Remove the surge protector, ... if you do that, you shouldn't be allowed to own a computer! |
24 |
2% |
 |
| Tell it you're going to install Windows, ... let's face it, that would only be hurting the both of you. |
240 |
28% |
 |
| Tell it it's going to be replaced by a Mac, ... if your computer cares about you, it would probably be happy for you. |
54 |
6% |
 |
| I'd prefer to scare the crap out of those people responsible for shipping all this buggy software, ... you really think it's people shipping that stuff? |
159 |
18% |
 |
| Nothing! My computer is gay and I like it that way, ... my computer's bi, it will network with anyone. |
75 |
8% |
 |
| I was scared curved. |
90 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and straightening.
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