Current JoyPoll results for 2128 entries:
Most appropriate thought on the comic?
Superman's secret is safe, Lois Lane is clueless, ... she's not stupid, it's brain damage from exposure to comic books with "how do I get Superman to marry me" plots.
This will teach Superman to use his X-Ray vision and fog the film in cameras, ... with digital cameras, just use the heat of your X-Ray vision to fry the photographer.
Apple is obviously evil, and is probably a wholly owned subsidiary of Luthorcorp, ... no, Luthorcorp bought facebook.
iPhoto is broken! That wimp Kent doesn't look a thing like Superman!, ... Kent is almost as wimpy as that playboy Bruce Wayne.
This is obviously a work of fiction, as Apple engineers have hardcoded iPhoto to never face recognize Superman, ... it was a thank you for building Steve Jobs his own Fortress of Solitude.
When the heck is Lois Lane going to get over that overgrown SuperJock and fall in love with a real man like me?, ... you can have Lois, Lana Lang is all mine!
I always loved Jimmy Olsen.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and alliterative names with the initials LL.
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