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Current JoyPoll results for 1033 entries:
Why do you think Rudolph's nose glows?
| He's a mutant, ... yes, but the flying reindeer were born on Krypton. |
70 |
6% |
 |
| Bioluminosity, ... Prancer's been eating glowworms maybe. |
55 |
5% |
 |
| The effects of alcohol, ... if you see a reindeer with a glowing nose, you've probably had too much to drink. |
184 |
17% |
 |
| He was bitten by a radioactive firefly, ... sing it with me... "He's got radio-active blood!..." |
90 |
8% |
 |
| He is genetically modified, ... what else do you think the Elves work on between Christmas and New Year's? |
53 |
5% |
 |
| He inhaled a laser pointer, ... he wasn't coherent at the time. |
200 |
19% |
 |
| It glows because I believe it glows, ... yes, but does it glow when no one is looking? |
276 |
26% |
 |
| I don't believe in Revisionist Santa Claus doctrine. |
105 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and one foggy CGI script.
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