Current JoyPoll results for 999 entries:
How would you like to be buried/ preserved/ entombed?
Regular coffin is fine, thank you, ... you wouldn't want to wake up the dead with something flashy I guess.
Amber would be cool, ... perhaps in the far future, homogigantus will wear you as a pendant.
Scatter me into the bellybutton lint of a supermodel, ... remind me to vacuum before doing shots.
I want to be sent off Viking style, ... how about if we filled a rubber ducky with your ashes?
Is there any way to fit me on a floppy disc?, ... we'd love to, but the rigor mortis is murder on the mechanism.
I wish Apple offered caskets, their packaging rocks, ... morners would insist on an open casket, for that "new Apple" smell.
I want to spend eternity in the JoyPoll.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and cadaveric spasm.
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