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Current JoyPoll results for 1151 entries:
What aspect of the Cult of Apple is most likely to brainwash you?
| The software, ... that spinning beachball is actually a hypnosis disc. |
67 |
5% |
 |
| The hardware, ... do you chant the startup BONG? |
34 |
2% |
 |
| The combination of hardware and software, ... or is it that addictive new Apple smell. |
355 |
30% |
 |
| The iPod in particular, ... are you wearing a halo effect? |
41 |
3% |
 |
| The iPhone, to be precise, ... it's more likely to bankrupt me! |
74 |
6% |
 |
| Their places of worship, ... Apple stores, what a Genius idea! |
34 |
2% |
 |
| Their leader, ... it's not brainwashing, it's "reality distortion". |
149 |
12% |
 |
| Comics such as the above, ... YABBA DABBA DO. |
260 |
22% |
 |
| I am immune to Apple brainwashing, ... a side effect of all the anti-virus you have to run? ;) |
137 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and if only Apple stores served free vegetarian meals.
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