Current JoyPoll results for 1482 entries:
Which office species is most common in your ecosphere?
The Arrival Checker, ... with her around, it might be time to plan your departure.
49
3%
The Eyes-Open Sleeper, ... even scarier, the Eyes-Open Sleep Talker.
167
11%
Blackberry Addict, ... being supplanted by the iPhone Addict.
90
6%
Smoke Breakers, ... they are the butt of this joke.
180
12%
The Dumb Good-Looking Girl, ... really? Send Snaggy webcam link!
85
5%
The Dumb Good-Looking Guy, ... even the ugly ones can be pretty stupid.
26
1%
The Office Supply Pincher, ... it starts off innocently but can lead to the hard stuff... toilet paper.
23
1%
The Strip Club for Lunch Guy, ... also known as guy most likely to quickly hide his desktop when you walk by guy.
33
2%
Too-Tight-Tie Guy, ... there's a rare sub-species... the Too-Tight Bow Tie Guy.
26
1%
Butt Crack Guy, ... at least you know he's not wearing a thong.
42
2%
The Cat Lady, ... no offence to Nitrozac. ;-)
50
3%
Brooding IT Guy, ... do brooding IT guys lay easter eggs?
338
22%
I'm appearing in Volume II of the guide.
373
25%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a millenium comic bug.
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