Current JoyPoll results for 826 entries:
How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a light bulb?
| None. It's a software problem, ... someone probably forgot to add a resource filament. |
39 |
4% |
 |
| One. It's a Mac thing, ... and it scares the heck out of the light bulb admins. |
157 |
19% |
 |
| Two. One to change it, the other to call Steve Jobs on that amazing red phone, ... he doesn't actually answer it, Arthur his butler does. |
24 |
2% |
 |
| Three. One to hold the iSocket, one to hold the iBulb, the third to drag the old bulb to the trash, ... a fourth will empty the trash, but he'll ask you "are sure you want to empty it?" |
98 |
11% |
 |
| None. It has to be done by a local authorized dealer, ... they don't mind doing it, they are such nice young L.A.D.s. |
394 |
47% |
 |
| I'm in the dark over this one. |
114 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a bad ballast on the fluorescent fixture.
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