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So if the Geek programmed Bill's bathroom doors, why didn't Bill recognize him?
The Geek has put on a bit of weight since working on Bill's doors, ... the goatee probably threw him off too.
Bill never actually saw the Geek, he doesn't like to meet "the help", ... he was probably too busy doing his software architecture stuff.
The baked-on make-up was stinging Bill's eyes, ... that, and the splashes of Microsoftie blood.
Over the years, Bill has demonized the Geek so much, he didn't recognize him, ... do demons demonize about demonic sheep?
The Geek looks like so many other programmers, ... as proven by the Look-a-Like contests. ;)
Prolonged exposure to Nitrozanium has affected his memory, ... is that why he has that silly smile on his face?
I didn't recognize any of the vote options.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and selective memory.