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So why do you think Dr Zira is so interested in saving Brighteyes?
She's a big fan of the original Planet of the Apes, ... although she actually preferred Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
Brighteyes reminds her a little of herself, oh so long ago, ... she also worked in Redmond?
Dr. Zira is a mad prairie dog scientist, ... maybe she wants to make a Microsoften-stein?
She knows there is the potential for dweeb/prairie dog cross-genetic mutation, ... well, we all suspected it was true for hamsters anyway.
Her graduate thesis was Dweebs and Nerds; subclasses of Geek, or their own meats, ... it's not a thesis, it's a COOKBOOK!
I'm dying for barbecue.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hungry herbivores.