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GrumpySteen
Member # 170
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 posted January 13, 2012 11:07
After sparkly vampires made over a billion dollars for hollywood, it was only a matter of time until they decided to try the doing the same with zombies, regardless of how stupid it might be.
When a highly unusual zombie rescues a girl from imminent death at the hands of his cohorts, their unlikely romance sets in motion a chain of events that will transform him, his fellow dead and maybe even the whole lifeless world.
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Xanthine
Member # 736
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posted January 13, 2012 21:49
Brain bleach. Now.
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spungo
Member # 1089
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posted January 14, 2012 08:48
Emo zombies -- have you ever wondered what they have on their ipods? I have. The Cure, I suppose. But the love that dare not speak its undead name isn't anything new, judging by some of the girls I've known...
Anyway, what do vegan zombies mutter? "Graaaaiinnnsss!"
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TheMoMan
Member # 1659
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posted January 14, 2012 11:09
Necrophelia
Thats just wrong.
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spungo
Member # 1089
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posted January 15, 2012 10:16
It's only wrong if you forget to scoop the maggots out first.
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Danapoppa
Member # 1555
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posted January 20, 2012 05:51
quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
Necrophelia
Thats just wrong.
I think it's the title to a proposed sequel to Hamlet. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Soundtrack to be provided by The Band, of course:
Ashes of laughter
The ghost is clear
Why do the best things always disappear
Necrophelia
Please darken my door. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted January 30, 2012 06:36
Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one.
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spungo
Member # 1089
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posted January 30, 2012 08:55
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Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one.
High Five! </Borat>
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Erbo
Member # 199
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posted February 10, 2012 01:49
Perhaps they'll work out how to combine necrophilia with bestiality and S&M...
...or would that just be beating a dead horse?
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GrumpySteen
Member # 170
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posted February 10, 2012 12:30
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess
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The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
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posted February 10, 2012 14:32
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess
Sees: Dead deer in ditch.
Thinks: Hmmmmmm... Nice Rack....
I mean, really, not just sex with an animal, not just sex with a dead animal, sex with a dead animal he found in a ditch. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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spungo
Member # 1089
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posted February 11, 2012 10:38
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess
Sees: Dead deer in ditch.
Thinks: Hmmmmmm... Nice Rack....
I mean, really, not just sex with an animal, not just sex with a dead animal, sex with a dead animal he found in a ditch.
Here in the Valley we call that "Country Style".
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