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stevenback7
Member # 5114
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 posted July 26, 2008 17:30
don't know if this is the right area, but who cares.
I need to buy a 18th birthday present for a girl. She loves music, movies, anime, manga, Linkin Park, art, and is just evil and dark (not emo though!!). It doesn't need to be anything big or expensive just a regular present for a friend. Does anyone have any website suggestions were I might be able to find something?
Yes, Snaggy I've checked GC and sorry Nitro but your paintings are out of my prize range (sorry).
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Bibo
Member # 1959
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posted July 26, 2008 21:44
www.mcphee.com is always good for offbeat gifts!
And for some tongue-in-cheek humor (if she doesn't already have any of his CDs) www.voltaire.net
Zombie Prostitute and Other Ooky Spooky Hits (maxi-cd) is a good one. A great Star Wars spoof called "Cantina"
http://amiestreet.com/artist/17913
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dragonman97
Member # 780
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posted July 26, 2008 21:57
You could get her beanie, or hacker hat, though!
Perfect gift for the goth / emo girl in your life! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/caps.html
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fs
Member # 1181
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posted July 27, 2008 07:23
What about the Hubble Telescope Snowglobe?
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted July 28, 2008 10:22
porn
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Stereo
Member # 748
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posted July 28, 2008 10:55
Dark and evil? Get her some evil genius googles, à la Dr. Horrible. (Unless she already has a pair, then go for the rest of the look: lab coat, leather boots, rubber gloves, chemistry kit, etc.)
Or not. If she really is evil, you may want to keep dangerous materials out of her reach. CareBear plush doll might be a better choice. Or you could go in-between: some stuffed animal, of the dangerous kind (lion, tiger, gorilla, virus...)
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fs
Member # 1181
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posted July 28, 2008 11:05
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
Or you could go in-between: some stuffed animal, of the dangerous kind (lion, tiger, gorilla, virus...)
Oh yeah. For my birthday, my mom gave me herpes.
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Xanthine
Member # 736
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posted July 28, 2008 12:37
For his wedding, I gave my cousin an ulcer.
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stevenback7
Member # 5114
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posted July 28, 2008 12:44
drunkennewfiemidget - umm, definetly don't want to know what your friends are like.
Stereo - I like the idea of the googles (she is becoming a chemist) as for showing up at her house with a pair of leather boots and gloves might be sending the wrong message and might result in my immediate death.
Thanks for the ideas guys - the order has been placed, and I hope she likes it.
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tweety
Member # 3890
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posted July 28, 2008 17:39
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
On that note, any pics?
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stevenback7
Member # 5114
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posted July 28, 2008 20:42
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!"
On that note, any pics?
Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
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macmcseboy
Member # 1232
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posted July 28, 2008 22:25
Show up naked with beer... </Cap'n Vic>
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dragonman97
Member # 780
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posted July 28, 2008 22:50
quote:
Originally posted by stevenback7:
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!"
On that note, any pics?
Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
That's not quite as bad as this:
http://failblog.org/2008/07/27/gift-fail/
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Richard Wolf VI
Member # 4993
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posted July 28, 2008 23:26
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Originally posted by macmcseboy:
Show up naked with beer... </Cap'n Vic>
I was missing that meme...
I'm for the plushy gift, they're so versatile and there are many options out there.
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Stibbons
Member # 2515
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posted July 29, 2008 06:18
Bad Taste Bears! A perfect present for every situation (as long as the recipient has a little twisted sense of humour...)
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted July 29, 2008 07:21
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.
Porn an condoms, then?
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Mangler
Member # 8282
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posted July 29, 2008 09:26
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.
That's the way ya do it.
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alfrin
Member # 3836
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posted July 29, 2008 09:44
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.
Porn an condoms, then?
Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted July 29, 2008 10:32
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.
Porn an condoms, then?
Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Um.. nevermind.
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tweety
Member # 3890
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posted July 29, 2008 10:34
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Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.
Porn an condoms, then?
Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Because, if you're totally into reenacting scenes from your favorite movies, then you'll want condoms.
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted July 29, 2008 10:37
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.
Porn an condoms, then?
Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Because, if you're totally into reenacting scenes from your favorite movies, then you'll want condoms.
BINGO
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shentzu
Member # 2253
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posted July 29, 2008 14:09
quote:
Originally posted by stevenback7:
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!"
On that note, any pics?
Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
are you complaining about the ribbing? come on, its for her pleasure.....
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