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TheMoMan
Member # 1659
 - posted July 21, 2017 09:47
>>>>>Heads up everyone, I received this in an E-mail from my sister-law.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No sir, it's Google Pizza.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No sir, Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OK. I would like to order a pizza.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you want your usual, sir?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My usual? You know me?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and
>>>>>> meatballs on a thick crust.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OK! That’s what I want
>>>>>>
>>>>>> May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What? I detest vegetables.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How the hell do you know?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I bought more from another drugstore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I paid in cash.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I have other sources of cash.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WHAT THE HELL?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is
>>>>>>
>>>>>> no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted July 22, 2017 05:30
Yeah, it's kinda creepy how much 'they' can know about you.
A while back, my facebook feed was full of UPS ads.
Got in to work, the UPS in the server room had failed that morning.
Facebook knew about it before I did.
 
Ashitaka
Member # 4924
 - posted November 21, 2017 06:41
I know, I am not normal, but I like targeted ads. People have a right to their privacy, but also, people like me have a right not to care and to actually like it. Also, when I am at work and my boss walks by when I am online and the targeted ads are showing stuff I normally buy for work (chemicals) it makes me look like I don’t surf the web for private stuff.
 




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