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The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 18, 2011 22:56
Dig through your wardrobe, find a set of old clothes you no longer want, and on Saturday, leave them somewhere around town, like this...

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HalfVast
Member # 3187
 - posted May 19, 2011 01:48
But when? I understand it's supposed to be at 6:00 pm
but which time zone? Will it be Jerusalem time or
will it happen to 1/24th of the world at a time?
Nobody will answer these questions for me. [Razz]
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 19, 2011 01:54
quote:
Originally posted by HalfVast:
But when? I understand it's supposed to be at 6:00 pm but which time zone? Will it be Jerusalem time or will it happen to 1/24th of the world at a time? Nobody will answer these questions for me. [Razz]

Don't be silly, 'time zones' are just a theory.

The Bible tells us that the world is flat - so there are no 'time zones'..
 
Xanthine
Member # 736
 - posted May 19, 2011 03:52
A year or two ago, I was riding up a ski lift and I looked down and at the edge of the run I saw a pair of skis and poles. No footprints, no skier. So my theory is the Rapture already happened and that was the only one who went. [evil]
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 19, 2011 11:17
Another suggestion...

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Xanthine
Member # 736
 - posted May 19, 2011 12:36
10 million style points to anyone who does it.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 19, 2011 13:27
Or, slightly cheaper, print off a few of these...

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The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 19, 2011 13:48
It's good to see that while we're joking about trivia, the US Government is preparing for a more plausible threat.
 
dragonman97
Member # 780
 - posted May 19, 2011 16:25
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
It's good to see that while we're joking about trivia, the US Government is preparing for a more plausible threat.

Heh...well, it got my attention, that's for sure (simply looking at the URL).

If you look 'below the fold,' it's actually a well-disguised helpful page!
The CDC must have hired a clever intern...maybe s/he read this over his or her lunch break. [Razz]

P.S. Oh...I was too busy to read /. today. [Frown]
 
dragonman97
Member # 780
 - posted May 20, 2011 03:56
P.P.S.

WIN! (f/b3ta)
>> Grey Bloke's Rapture <<
Monochrome nerd Greybloke returns with good
advice on how to cope with Mr Lord Jesus's
imminent plans to return and form a posse.
http://goo.gl/kWuNl
 
GrumpySteen
Member # 170
 - posted May 20, 2011 06:10
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(not my work, so I can't take credit)
 
Grummash
Member # 4289
 - posted May 20, 2011 22:12
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TheMoMan
Member # 1659
 - posted May 20, 2011 23:22
Well TFD is Post Rapture, Any one up for a ROLL CALL? Twelve hours to go here.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 21, 2011 01:56
Went to a Rapture Party tonight - left early, didn't say goodbye to anyone.


(sometimes I tell lies)
 
dragonman97
Member # 780
 - posted May 21, 2011 04:37
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Went to a Rapture Party tonight - left early, didn't say goodbye to anyone.


(sometimes I tell lies)

Perhaps only heathens were present, and you just couldn't feel the earthquake? [Wink]
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 21, 2011 09:37
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TheMoMan
Member # 1659
 - posted May 21, 2011 11:32
Come on now he was partly right.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/ns/world_news-europe/
 
dragonman97
Member # 780
 - posted May 21, 2011 12:00
Well...I figured I'd be damned to stay on Earth, and I was right! [Razz]

Still, I was sitting by the window in a coffee shop, and didn't see anyone float upward, nor any earthquakes. Oh well. [Smile] (Mind you, there was a huge downpour just beforehand that looked awfully ominous. [Wink] )

Hysterically stupid as all this is, I do feel /kind of/ bad for the saps that fell for it, and annoyed that H. Camping rooked them. I'd like to know _his_ fate...
 
GrumpySteen
Member # 170
 - posted May 21, 2011 12:20
Reuters reported that his house in Alameda, CA is covered with shades and the Family Radio headquarters had a sign on its front door saying "The Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!"

source

Raptured or hiding? I think we all know the answer.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 21, 2011 22:42
My theory is that The Rapture happened right on schedule, and both of the Good Christians were taken.
 
DoctorWho
Member # 392
 - posted May 22, 2011 00:52
My theory is the guy had very little money and wanted a big wad of it to go retire on some tropical island.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 22, 2011 12:24
It would have been really funny if Harold Camping had staged his own 'disappearance' on Saturday.

[edit]Wow, the power of prophesy is within me!

From Harold Campings wikipedia page

quote:
Wikipedia:
His location is currently unknown.


 
HalfVast
Member # 3187
 - posted May 22, 2011 13:34
Opps!
 




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