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fs
Member # 1181
 - posted May 09, 2009 04:11
A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

Oh, how I laughed.
 
Ugh, MightyClub
Member # 3112
 - posted May 11, 2009 20:22
Heh, I would probably laugh more if I wasn't so darn tired...
 
Metasquares
Member # 4441
 - posted May 11, 2009 20:41
It's funny because you know the majority of it is true in some sick, twisted way [Smile]
 
Richard Wolf VI
Member # 4993
 - posted May 12, 2009 00:33
I really loved the C-sharp one, "Heh, it's just like Java, but only runs on Windows? How original!"
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted May 12, 2009 03:20
quote:
from TFA:
Bjarne Stroustrup bolts everything he's ever heard of onto C to create C++. The resulting language is so complex that programs must be sent to the future to be compiled by the Skynet artificial intelligence.

One of my lecturers at uni was on the ADA design committee, we watched him go from wild-eyed enthusiasm to bitter disappointment.

His comments on the final standard were very much like the quote above.
 
dragonman97
Member # 780
 - posted May 12, 2009 12:29
My favorite piece of Stroustrup:
http://linux.wku.edu/~lamonml/software/cpptruth.html

(I believe I found that via /. sometimes ago; relocated with Google: "c++ stroustrup too easy")
 




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