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Snaggy
Member # 123
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posted February 10, 2006 10:39
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.
(feel free to change the nationalities, depending on personal preferences)
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted February 10, 2006 11:35
No, I think it's awesome just the way it is.
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MandysRad
Member # 4871
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posted February 10, 2006 12:23
Brilliant!
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garlicguy
Member # 3166
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posted February 10, 2006 14:08
I believe I saw this joke in the following form:
Bill Clinton, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monika Lewinski - in that order.
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Matias
Member # 4216
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posted February 10, 2006 14:31
That brough a big smile to my face. Loved it!
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