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musicbunnydancing
Member # 3756
 - posted November 15, 2005 23:26
Thanks to www.lotsofjokes.com I bring you...Oxymoron's!

Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then"

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggressive

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

New and improved

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Freezer Burn

Honest Politician

Jumbo Shrimp

Loners Club

Postal Service
 
Grummash
Member # 4289
 - posted November 16, 2005 10:58
Topic: Oxymoron's.....Like Microsoft Works

Oxymorons. No apostrophe.
Sorry, but it had to be said. [Smile]
 
Macintox
Member # 4278
 - posted December 01, 2005 06:50
Female Logic .......
 
spungo
Member # 1089
 - posted December 01, 2005 07:05
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
 
Stereo
Member # 748
 - posted December 01, 2005 08:56
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... [evil]
 
drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted December 01, 2005 09:24
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... [evil]
I'd go another step and say 'male usefulness'.
 
Too Cool To Quit
Member # 2217
 - posted December 01, 2005 23:10
quote:
Originally posted by Grummash:
Topic: Oxymoron's.....Like Microsoft Works

Oxymorons. No apostrophe.
Sorry, but it had to be said. [Smile]

Hey, Moran! He had it write the first thyme!!!1 [Mad]
 
Too Cool To Quit
Member # 2217
 - posted December 01, 2005 23:12
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... [evil]
Well, I've got one for you.

"Bend over!"

No, that's not an oxymoron, that's a COMMAND! [devil wand]
 
Frost
Member # 1267
 - posted December 02, 2005 09:49
Human inteligence [evil]
 
Stereo
Member # 748
 - posted December 02, 2005 12:00
quote:
Originally posted by Too Cool To Quit:
Well, I've got one for you.

"Bend over!"

No, that's not an oxymoron, that's a COMMAND! [devil wand] [/QB]

You can try commanding me, but it doesn't mean you will succeed! [Big Grin]

What about "wheel of fortune," as most of the time, the outcome is unfortunate?
 
The real Stealth
Member # 4615
 - posted December 06, 2005 08:54
From a friend of mine: "If I wasnt so retarded, life would be interesting" --NR [Applause] [devil wand]
 




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