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musicbunnydancing
Member # 3756
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 posted November 15, 2005 23:26
Thanks to www.lotsofjokes.com I bring you...Oxymoron's!
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone sex
United nations
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Death benefits
Airline Food
Women's rights
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Sensitive man
Government organization
Everything except
Civil War
Good kid
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt Head
Military Intelligence
Software documentation
New York culture
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then"
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggressive
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
New and improved
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
Freezer Burn
Honest Politician
Jumbo Shrimp
Loners Club
Postal Service
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Grummash
Member # 4289
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posted November 16, 2005 10:58
Topic: Oxymoron's.....Like Microsoft Works
Oxymorons. No apostrophe.
Sorry, but it had to be said. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Macintox
Member # 4278
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posted December 01, 2005 06:50
Female Logic .......
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spungo
Member # 1089
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posted December 01, 2005 07:05
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......
Careful, now. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Stereo
Member # 748
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posted December 01, 2005 08:56
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......
Careful, now.
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
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posted December 01, 2005 09:24
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......
Careful, now.
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"...
I'd go another step and say 'male usefulness'.
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Too Cool To Quit
Member # 2217
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posted December 01, 2005 23:10
quote:
Originally posted by Grummash:
Topic: Oxymoron's.....Like Microsoft Works
Oxymorons. No apostrophe.
Sorry, but it had to be said.
Hey, Moran! He had it write the first thyme!!!1 ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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Too Cool To Quit
Member # 2217
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posted December 01, 2005 23:12
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......
Careful, now.
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"...
Well, I've got one for you.
"Bend over!"
No, that's not an oxymoron, that's a COMMAND! ![[devil wand]](graemlins/devilwand.gif)
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Frost
Member # 1267
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posted December 02, 2005 09:49
Human inteligence
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Stereo
Member # 748
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posted December 02, 2005 12:00
quote:
Originally posted by Too Cool To Quit:
Well, I've got one for you.
"Bend over!"
No, that's not an oxymoron, that's a COMMAND! [/QB]
You can try commanding me, but it doesn't mean you will succeed! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
What about "wheel of fortune," as most of the time, the outcome is unfortunate?
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The real Stealth
Member # 4615
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posted December 06, 2005 08:54
From a friend of mine: "If I wasnt so retarded, life would be interesting" --NR ![[Applause]](graemlins/applause.gif)
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