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angryjungman
Member # 2434
 - posted February 17, 2005 14:14
Ok, this isn't really a joke, but I found it to be so riotously funny, that I thought this would be the best place to post it.

Microsoft's Guide to 1337

Ridicule gladly accepted. [Big Grin]
 
Cap'n Vic
Member # 1477
 - posted February 17, 2005 14:18
The saddest part of that is MicroSoft probably has a raft of people on staff making $100K/year writing 'tech sheets' like this one [Roll Eyes]
 
magefile
Member # 2918
 - posted February 17, 2005 14:59
They have a second page, linked to from that one, on "griefers", or the kind of folks that I always associated with, "lol! woot! wtf? stfu, camper"
 
Erbo
Member # 199
 - posted February 17, 2005 15:04
"Does anyone here speak l33t?"
 
hey-U
Member # 2128
 - posted February 18, 2005 00:07
quote:
Originally posted by Erbo:
"Does anyone here speak l33t?"

Yay! Megatokyo!

Although, personally I use this rather clunky Java applet for my 1337 translations:

http://anyoneeb.ath.cx:83/leetgui/

;-)
 
drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted February 18, 2005 06:44
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
The saddest part of that is MicroSoft probably has a raft of people on staff making $100K/year writing 'tech sheets' like this one [Roll Eyes]

That's what bothers me the most...
 
Ugh, MightyClub
Member # 3112
 - posted February 18, 2005 09:05
quote:
...The first series is of particular concern, as their use could be an indicator that your teenager is involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly licensed software.
They just blew their "we want to help the parents" facade with this line. I'm sure the series of words this passage refers to is of concern... to Microsoft.
 
klang
Member # 3512
 - posted February 20, 2005 03:48
quote:
staff making $100K/year writing 'tech sheets' like this one
That's why I felt like asking them for more information .. The time they use on this kind of crap, they woun't use to make Windows a better system .. murahaaa haa haaaaa
 
Shinaku
Member # 2027
 - posted February 20, 2005 05:57
quote:
The first series is of particular concern, as their use could be an indicator that your teenager is involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly licensed software.

hmm... [Smile]
 
Tom- geeking around
Member # 2876
 - posted February 20, 2005 08:20
LOL.. I play Counter strike- which means that you MUST be able to talk some 1337..
Otherwise you are the n00b and 1d107...
Well, anyways.. I was wondering if there is any plug-in for ICQ/MSN or any IM software that can translate your plain text into 1337, just like those java-applet converters?
That would be infinitely cool I figure...

Greetz- Thomas
 
drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted February 20, 2005 08:22
I wrote a CGI that does text 2 leet among other things...

http://www.geekview.com/cgi-bin/convert.cgi
 
CommanderShroom
Member # 2097
 - posted February 20, 2005 08:50
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I wrote a CGI that does text 2 leet among other things...

http://www.geekview.com/cgi-bin/convert.cgi

That is fun.

Sample.

"I am CommanderShroom and I own you" in Morse code.
.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- - -- -.-.-.- -.-.-.- --- -- -- .-.-.- - -.-.-.- -.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- -.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- -.-.-.- --- --- -- .-.-.- - -.-.-.- -.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- --- .-.-.- -- -.-.-.- -.-.-.- -- --- .-.-.- .-.-.- -


[Big Grin]
 
Groggle
Member # 2360
 - posted February 20, 2005 10:25
More or less, "l337" is an excuse for illiteracy. A sad comment when old calculator jokes have become common currency of communication.
 




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