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drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted October 21, 2004 06:26
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night. You hear her stumble into bed around 4. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You are happy to see it all in one piece.

But - Wait a minute ....

That's not right.
 
Mr Bill
Member # 553
 - posted October 21, 2004 12:27
Hilarious!!

(now I have to go clean the coffee out of my keyboard...)
 
klynn
Member # 3019
 - posted October 21, 2004 23:01
Ugh...

What a harsh start to the day! [blush]

I had to share this with a couple of friends. Various drinks of choice shot out the noses of people across the US and in GB. [crazy]
 
Ahnyer Keester
Member # 3021
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:03
Uh, except you can see that she still had her pants on. Look at the waste line.
 
Cap'n Vic
Member # 1477
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:07
quote:
Originally posted by Ahnyer Keester:
Uh, except you can see that she still had her pants on. Look at the waste line.

...and she didn't move....and Volvo drivers don't do doggy style....and the pics ia staged [Roll Eyes] *Sheesh*
 
csk
Member # 1941
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:10
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Volvo drivers don't do doggy style

Say what?

/former Volvo driver
 
quantumfluff
Member # 450
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:11
www.snopes.com also has a disclaimer about it. Sorry to disappoint your wife, but it's a hoax.
 
Cap'n Vic
Member # 1477
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:17
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Volvo drivers don't do doggy style

Say what?

/former Volvo driver

Hehe...it hurt to type that, I used to drive a Volvo meself ('82 DL 4 door w/ elecrtic overdrive) but I couildn't let the joke pass me by.

FWIW Doggystyle is the position oficially sponsored by Cap'n Vic. Great view and the 'reach around' options are plenty [thumbsup]
 
drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:25
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
www.snopes.com also has a disclaimer about it. Sorry to disappoint your wife, but it's a hoax.

*cough* hence the 'joke bank' post. ITS A JOKE BOYS AND GIRLS. [Razz]
 
csk
Member # 1941
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:28
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
FWIW Doggystyle is the position oficially sponsored by Cap'n Vic. Great view and the 'reach around' options are plenty [thumbsup]

(TMI alert for sensitive readers)
Plus, it seems to be more appealing to the woman during pregnancy for some reason.

It's good of Mrs Vic to give you the reach around, though [Razz]
 
drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted October 26, 2004 09:35
I'm not a fan of that position -- yea, lots of reach around, and it feels good and all, but it's too impersonal. If you're having sex with someone, generally, you want to SEE them.
 
Cap'n Vic
Member # 1477
 - posted October 26, 2004 10:42
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I'm not a fan of that position -- yea, lots of reach around, and it feels good and all, but it's too impersonal. If you're having sex with someone, generally, you want to SEE them.

Don't yours normally have a bag (or two) over their head anyway? [Razz]
 
drunkennewfiemidget
Member # 2814
 - posted October 26, 2004 11:29
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I'm not a fan of that position -- yea, lots of reach around, and it feels good and all, but it's too impersonal. If you're having sex with someone, generally, you want to SEE them.

Don't yours normally have a bag (or two) over their head anyway? [Razz]
Why would I bother? A goat is a goat is a goat, right? [Razz]
 
Cap'n Vic
Member # 1477
 - posted October 26, 2004 11:48
You gotta be Kidding me.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted October 26, 2004 14:30
dnm, you are a horny bastard !
 
Cap'n Vic
Member # 1477
 - posted October 26, 2004 18:18
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.
 
Mr Bill
Member # 553
 - posted October 27, 2004 00:49
Ewe know this is just heading somewhere baaad...
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted October 27, 2004 01:53
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.

You really know how to ram your point home !
 
Mac D
Member # 2926
 - posted October 27, 2004 05:25
quote:
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You really know how to ram your point home !

I heard that one comming from a mile away
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted October 27, 2004 06:06
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
quote:
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You really know how to ram your point home !

I heard that one comming from a mile away
Oh flock off !
 
greycat
Member # 945
 - posted October 29, 2004 05:30
All this infighting really gets my goat! I can't believe the lot of you could be so capricious.
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted October 29, 2004 14:17
One person makes a pun, and you all follow on like sheep !
 
Mac D
Member # 2926
 - posted October 29, 2004 14:22
TFD your such a Lamb
 




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