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Allan
Member # 1717
 - posted September 25, 2004 05:31
A travelling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process.

A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman".

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign: "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman.

He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!
 
The Famous Druid
Member # 1769
 - posted September 25, 2004 06:23
I don't get it, what was so amazing about the Scotsman ?
 
Twinkle Toes
Member # 1208
 - posted September 26, 2004 02:46
I think the joke is that he needs to whack at something he can see better (accuracy), like coconuts, now that his sight has gone bad. It's not a matter of the strength of his 'member' but of his sight.

... Yaay...
 
csk
Member # 1941
 - posted September 26, 2004 03:03
quote:
Originally posted by Twinkle Toes:
I think the joke is that he needs to whack at something he can see better (accuracy), like coconuts, now that his sight has gone bad. It's not a matter of the strength of his 'member' but of his sight.

... Yaay...

Umm, I think TFD was implying that such acts were not unusual for a Scotsman (since TFD has some Scottish ancestry himself)
 
Twinkle Toes
Member # 1208
 - posted September 26, 2004 04:16
Oh [blush] [Big Grin] This reminds me of the discussion of how geeks need to be hit over the head to 'get it', of course that pertained to dating and not the same kind object used in hitting... at least not on the first date [Wink] .
 




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