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Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on November 25, 2010, 09:01:
 
____ To the non North Americans today is Thanksgiving day a day reserved for gorging ones self with food watching sports and family gatherings. Any way every one enjoy.
 
Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on November 25, 2010, 09:15:
 
Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends and friends-to-be.

[Smile]
 
Posted by Stereo (Member # 748) on November 25, 2010, 10:04:
 
Ahem. USians only. Canada's thanksgiving was last month, and Mexico - I don't know.

But happy Thanksgiving to all those south of Canada and north of Mexico - plus the Alaskians! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on November 25, 2010, 13:49:
 
It seems like a good time for this...


A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

"Oh, and sir, may I please ask what the turkey did?"
 
Posted by Sxeptomaniac (Member # 3698) on November 25, 2010, 14:44:
 
Happy Thanksgiving, and a belated one to the Canadians.
 
Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on November 26, 2010, 02:34:
 
____ Well Stereo, In 1621 we were all part of the Crowns land grab, known as the colonies.
 


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