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Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on January 05, 2007, 23:45:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ez5QPW-ku4

[Applause] [crazy]
 
Posted by Ashitaka (Member # 4924) on January 06, 2007, 02:28:
 
Rabbits are the most viscous creatures out there.

[NSFW][blood]
 
Posted by uilleann (Member # 1297) on January 06, 2007, 02:34:
 
Viscous? Yep, that blood looks thicker than water...
 
Posted by SpazGirl (Member # 4915) on January 06, 2007, 10:01:
 
And I quoth:

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

and we all know what happened then... now don't we?
 
Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on January 06, 2007, 10:19:
 
Snaggy, Ashitaka, uilleann, & SpazGirl_____________ Where I worked a coworker came in late one morning, declaring that he was late because. A crow was attacking a baby Bunny but that Ma Bunny wanted no part of watching her offspring become food. The adult rabbit would tackle the crow and force it to release the bunny, the crow would leave, get altitude and plan an airstrike, grab the baby only to be tackled again. According to the coworker this went on for about twenty minutes. Finally the crow flew off for the last time, ma picked up her offspring by the nape and went into the burrow.
 
Posted by business attire (Member # 6102) on January 06, 2007, 11:45:
 
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bunny!! (that's delbert)

all together now: "awwww"
 
Posted by SpazGirl (Member # 4915) on January 06, 2007, 12:41:
 
d'awwww, bunny.... I want to hold him and squeeze him and I will name him George [Razz]
 
Posted by Tominfla (Member # 6767) on January 06, 2007, 19:16:
 
Be vewy quiet, we're hunting wabbits. Heheheheh!

Poor bunny does not know he is messing with a Mafia snake.

As for BA's bunny: Awwwwwww what a wuvewy bunny.

OK I'm a widdle cwazy [crazy]

EDIT: LOL To three thou shall count. Yes we know what happened to the Kinghts!
 
Posted by Mel (Member # 3553) on January 06, 2007, 21:27:
 
That rabbit thinks he's Steve Irwin!

All that snake needs is a holy hand grenade [Smile]
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Posted by Doco (Member # 371) on January 08, 2007, 06:08:
 
That is pretty funny. My daughter has gotten into rabbits, and the one mini-lop that we have does get to make occasional pilgrimages into the house. Lately it has taken to chasing our cats around. Not vicious like the video, but it is funny to watch the vegetarian rabbit chase the carnivorous cat.
 
Posted by Demosthenes (Member # 530) on January 08, 2007, 06:52:
 
Y'know what makes it cute to me? The snake's size, the shape of its head, and its markings make it look remarkably like a northern Pacific rattler, crotalus oreganus, so the tissue necrosis that will result from the untreated bites will cause that fuzzy li'l guy to die, either in about two days from sepsis if the bites were deep enough, or in about a week from gangrene. [Big Grin]

(I hate rabbits...they're dirty, stupid enough to break their own backs when handled, and loaded with allergens. (My boyfriend was stuck with his ex's rabbit for a while, and when it wasn't getting the crap clawed out of it by the cats because it forgot that it could run away, it was snacking on its own shit. Ugh.))
 
Posted by Steen (Member # 170) on January 08, 2007, 08:11:
 
Demosthenes wrote:
I hate rabbits...they're dirty, stupid enough to break their own backs when handled, and loaded with allergens. (My boyfriend was stuck with his ex's rabbit for a while, and when it wasn't getting the crap clawed out of it by the cats because it forgot that it could run away, it was snacking on its own shit. Ugh.))

Oh c'mon... admit it. We all know you secretly love them:

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As a side note, it's been nice knowing you all. Look for my obituary to show up any day now [Smile]
 
Posted by Demosthenes (Member # 530) on January 08, 2007, 08:50:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
As a side note, it's been nice knowing you all. Look for my obituary to show up any day now

/me pushes the Big Red Button. Might want to evacuate, Steen, you big bastard. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by LoneWolf (Member # 4966) on January 08, 2007, 13:16:
 
I'll be watching the rabbits outside my office window now, waiting for them to attack unsuspecting students!
 
Posted by Ashitaka (Member # 4924) on January 08, 2007, 13:29:
 
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/Me smells a GIMP contest coming on. [evil]
 
Posted by Steen (Member # 170) on January 08, 2007, 14:39:
 
Demosthenes wrote:
/me pushes the Big Red Button. Might want to evacuate, Steen, you big bastard. [Big Grin]

I tried to alter a picture into a clown face and put a big red clown nose/button on you, but it looked wayyyyy too much like a ball gag got loose during some unholy combination of BDSM and the Ringling Brothers.

I think I've permanently traumatized myself.
 
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on January 08, 2007, 16:24:
 
I love what you're doing with your hair these days, Demosthenes.
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This is a rather new look for you, no? Very fetching.
[thumbsup]

Steen: Sell some of these as posters. It'll provide funding for your pending escape. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Swiss Mercenary (Member # 330) on January 08, 2007, 18:15:
 
KA-Click! Bun-bun!
 
Posted by chicgeek (Member # 1556) on January 08, 2007, 19:37:
 
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
Viscous? Yep, that blood looks thicker than water...

... hee. snort! The rabbit looks vicious, too! [Geek] [Cool] [Wink]

For unbearably cute rabbit (and other animal) exposure, visit www.cuteoverload.com. I <3 that site!
 
Posted by uilleann (Member # 1297) on January 08, 2007, 19:56:
 
Try www.cuteoverload.com :)

As far as I recall, putting a trailing dot on a domain name (as you did, albeit by mistake) is valid and quite possibly recommended but it trips up Cute Overload and generates a 403 Forbidden response for '/'.
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on January 08, 2007, 20:51:
 
uill: You are quite correct that the final dot is perfectly valid. Mind you, the dot is implied in common URLs, but to be precise, it refers to the DNS root. In fact, if DNS lookups are being wonky*, doing a dig on foo.com is not nearly as successful as doing one on foo.com. [**] However...the virtual server cuteoverload is hosted on probably treats the FQDN with final dot as a different domain name, and it isn't set up for that.

*A very technical term, mind you.
**Originally, I had them in the reverse order, but I couldn't very well end my sentence without a period (full stop), now could I?
 
Posted by Steen (Member # 170) on January 08, 2007, 20:58:
 
dragonman97 wrote:
I couldn't very well end my sentence without a period (full stop), now could I?

Of course you could!
 
Posted by chicgeek (Member # 1556) on January 08, 2007, 21:04:
 
Doh!
 
Posted by Demosthenes (Member # 530) on January 09, 2007, 07:07:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
I tried to alter a picture into a clown face and put a big red clown nose/button on you, but it looked wayyyyy too much like a ball gag got loose during some unholy combination of BDSM and the Ringling Brothers.

I think I've permanently traumatized myself.

I hope, for your own sake, that you never walk in on me having sex. You'd have to take a cattle prod to your eye sockets. [evil]
 
Posted by Steen (Member # 170) on January 09, 2007, 07:28:
 
Demosthenes wrote:
I hope, for your own sake, that you never walk in on me having sex. You'd have to take a cattle prod to your eye sockets. [evil]

Only if there's clown makeup involved...
 
Posted by Tominfla (Member # 6767) on January 09, 2007, 16:41:
 
I refrain from commenting on that image. [Eek!]
 


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